July 2010
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sharni: bahahah yea probs and does alex look like a dog too?
sharni: cuz if she does. then she will think other dogs are hot
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this is why i love sharni:
jason: oh
jason: i want to ask
jason: do you think la roux is pretty?
jason: because
jason: i think she's ugly and gross
jason: but everyone is like "are you retarded she's so pretty and everything"
sharni: I THINK SHE IS A FUCKING DOG!
jason: OMG I LOVE YOU!
My life according to SHUT UP THIS IS WAY TOO HARD.
jasonxcore,
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My life according to The Aquabats!
Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can’t use the band I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “my life according to (band name)” Pick your Artist: The Aquabats! Are you a male or female: Martian Girl ...
“that reminds me. my friends are strong believers that your last words should be...”
– @jasonxcore
(via theslappee)
File Under:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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“There is speculation that Australian television network Nine Network is planning...”
– Wikipedia, so it’s probably absolute bullshit
if this actually happened, i would be so amazingly happy.
though also confused about how anyone could find that interesting to watch
like…. hahaha. i want it to happen so i can be like “woo! gladstone!”… hmm.. doesn’t have the ring i wanted it to...
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theslappee:
jasonxcore:
theslappee:
jasonxcore:
yes alex
i did read all of that
just because i know when you have massively long posts you may be trying to hide something interesting in the middle.
thankyou for mentioning my name.
twice
in different ways
that was nice.
Just admit it, you think I’m amazing and you read everything that I write, no matter how long and boring it is.
...
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I don't care where this mystery money came from
theslappee:
I probably will once I remember what its all about .. and after I have spent it
but .. whatever trevor.
I .. did not just say ‘whatever trevor”
It didnt happen .. you are imagining things …again
Freak.
I love the comedy festival and not being poor whilst the comedy festival is on.
So good.
I’m going out for dinner with Nikki tonight, and we are going to 4 shows. Count them .....
This morning I had $100
jasonxcore:
theslappee:
This afternoon I spent just under $60
This evening Ze Mutter gave me $35 for a driving lesson
I just checked my wallet and I have $122.45
.: according to todays events, (100-60)+35=122.45
I. Do. Not. Un. Der. Stand.
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I’m not a drug dealer
hi, im alex and i complain about having more money than maths said i should.
#but… if you were a drug...
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That is not something you should be saying 'Nom...
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Bad Alex.
is that really correct usage of the work “too”?
#i want to correct you but i don’t want to just because i’m kind of scared that i’m wrong even though i’m pretty sure i’m right. i’m pretty much always right.,
is that really correct usage...
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oh, and just like that my amazing saturday night...
jasonxcore:
and i won’t get to do it again untill next saturday, and that’s aaageesss away.
#stop., #being., #stuck., #in., #my., #head., #stupid., #song.
yes, i am just posting something so that...
jasonxcore:
just sayin.
great, i'm going to have this stuck in my head...
(via jasonxcore)
#com pu pu pu pu pu pu pu computer games,
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I dont even know how to check the bulletini...
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louischatburn:
Three names you go by: 1. Alex 2. Slap(p)s - I don’t know, someone started putting an extra ‘p’ in it. 3. Hey Girl
Three physical things you like about yourself: 1. My charcoal eyes and or the greenish blueish ones 2. The scar on my knee 3. My ears
Three physical things you don’t like about yourself: 1. Everything apart from the previous 3 things 2. And...
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my current personal message is "my yellow bar...
max: what does your personal message mean?>
jason: ummm
jason: would it be weird if i said tentacle porn?
max: yep
jason: well.. umm.. it's totally not that
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jasonalex's random crap.: Boring please!
jakeschreyer:
jasonxcore:
jakeschreyer:
smushedbrains:
Vanilla ice cream is underappreciated. People always go for chocolate and strawberry and all these flavours with crazy things in them.
Isn’t a vanilla more exotic than a strawberry?
My theory is that people don’t like vanilla ice cream because everyone does. It’s like one of those songs that’s pure awesome, until it gets played on...
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alex: like .. I'll be writing something OI SHUTUP oh god, I said it again .. andyway .. I'll be writing something, but I'll be thinking of what I am writing quicker than I can write it .. so I'll mean to write " Oh yeah, I had a really nice time, but then Jason started talking to me and it was like .. ugh .. now I have that song in my head, gee thanks jason" .. but I'll write it too slowly and skip words by mistake and it will end up saying "Oh yeah, I had a really nice Jason."
jason: everyone has a really nice jason
jason: ohhh yeahhhh
alex: hahahahahahaha
jason: and when you speak of a song in your head do you mean that you've got me out here in the water so deep, tell me how you're gunna be without me, if you ain't here i just can't breathe, no air, no air
alex: FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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(via jasonxcore)
#on the way home from rockhampton we were listening to hamish and andy and they were talking about situations in which they have done the ‘just keep walking’, #just sayin, #also: this is all in my hashtags cause i know that nobody reads them, #at least i HOPE nobody reads them, #PS: Do you want a kick in the teeth. cock!?!?!,
jasonalex [23;23]: hahaha
jasonalex [23;23]: that made me happy
I'm face [23;23]: good. That made me hate youuuuuu
jasonalex [23;23]: that made
jasonalex [23;23]: me
jasonalex [23;23]: chillin
jasonalex [23;23]: i dunno
jasonalex [23;24]: shutup
I'm face [23;24]: THAT MADE ... NO SENSE
jasonalex [23;24]: either did your face
I'm face [23;24]: either?
jasonalex [23;24]: or... does your face
jasonalex [23;24]: whatever
I'm face [23;24]: loser
jasonalex [23;24]: SHUTUP
jasonalex [23;24]: SHUTUP
jasonalex [23;24]: SHUTUP
I'm face [23;24]: ...no =]
jasonalex [23;25]: man
I'm face [23;25] : lady
jasonalex [23;30]: boy
jasonalex [23;30]: (obviously that took me a while to think of)
I'm face [23;30] : yeah ... you're special
jasonalex [23;31]: yeah... well... you're sptehahanl
jasonalex [23;31]: that didnt work how i planned
I like it when Jason takes what I say and makes it...
jasonxcore:
(via theslappee)
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most of what you say is logically flawed .. I just roll with it
i would like you to know that i am going to be adaping your quote for personal use
I am flattered .. but annoyerd
Enjoy that
me too.
#i would have hastags but i have nothing to say, #oh shit… i’ve already got hash tags, #well… this is awkward.,
I like it when Jason takes what I say and makes it...
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most of what you say is logically flawed .. I just roll with it
i would like you to know that i am going to be adaping your quote for personal use
I am flattered .. but annoyerd
Enjoy that
fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice...
jasonxcore:
yes.
yes, i am still obsessed with this song.
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i just seriously injured my neck.
jasonxcore:
i was doing a great dance, then it was all like “crack!” and now i’m in pain.
#babehh get shakeyyyy!, #ahhaha, #i love it when jake’s boyfriend gets shakeyy
Coming up, find out what happens to the wailing...
jasonxcore:
theslappee:
jasonxcore:
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Wtf am I even watching right now?
g
somehow my brain said i was going to tell you what you were watching.. but i can’t
g
It was terible with 2 r’s, whatever it was
g
(Youtube videos don’t show up on the dash, how annoying is THAT?)
You were watching Ocean Force: Panama City Beach, obviously.
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jake, we found a boyfriend for you
jasonxcore:
jakeschreyer:
jasonxcore:
that’s what he looks like, in case your wondering.
Youse are totally going to be boyfriend and boyfriend (that doesn’t work as well as “girlfriend and boyfriend” does) and you are going to have pet names for each other, he’ll call you “babe” and you’ll call him “babehh”.
Don’t worry, we’ve got it all worked out. There are a few kinks in the plan, for...
jake, we found a boyfriend for you
theslappee:
jasonxcore:
that’s what he looks like, in case your wondering.
Youse are totally going to be boyfriend and boyfriend (that doesn’t work as well as “girlfriend and boyfriend” does) and you are going to have pet names for each other, he’ll call you “babe” and you’ll call him “babehh”.
Don’t worry, we’ve got it all worked out. There are a few kinks in the plan, for example i’m...
jasonxcore:
The Slappee
This morning I was sort of really excited to use my new toothbrush .. and it wasn’t until I saw my old one sitting in the bathroom that I realised that I had only dreamt that I had a new toothbush.
Now, I cant decided which is more worrying, the fact that I have exciting dreams about toothbrushes, or the fact that I was actually quite disappointed when I found out it...
i am sad about something... →
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#27b/6
I’m too scared to click that incase something horrible pops up and screams really loudly whilst holding a bloody knife right after talking about backwards music.
Not that that has ever happened before, It wasn’t like I couldn’t sleep that night or anything, I didn’t keep my lamp on when I wasn’t not sleeping either.
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i was just sitting here talking to someone on msn,...
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A Story. By Jasonalex
theslappee:
[23:55] jasonalex: ready for a story [23:55] jasonalex: i went in the kitchen [23:55] jasonalex: and was all like “MUM! I HAVE GLUE ALL OVER MY FINGERS!” [23:55] jasonalex: and like.. there was bits of magazine stuck all on my hands [23:55] jasonalex: and then she’s like.. “what are you doing?” [23:56] jasonalex: and i was like “cutting….. and.. pasting’ [23:56] jasonalex: <insert...
jasonalex: do you want to know what i love
jasonalex: /
jasonalex: kind of
jasonalex: dont love
jasonalex: but really i do love
jasonalex: ?
I'm face: uhm .. sure
jasonalex: the fact that i spend a good few hours of my day making a ransom note
jasonalex: when i have so much schoolwork i know i SHOULD have done
I'm face: hahahahahaha in the hallway no less
jasonalex: hahahah yes
jasonalex: in the hallway
jasonalex: and mum saw me
jasonalex: and pretended i was a normal boy
jasonalex: doing normal things
I'm face: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
“[23:48] jasonalex: at first i thought “alex can fill that out herslef”
[23:48]...”
– Jason and Alex, Jasonalex, Jason-Alex (via theslappee)
jasonalex: i think my mum thinks i'm retarded
I'm face: hahahaha why?
jasonalex: first i'm doing some arts and crafts ransom letters in the hallway
jasonalex: and now i'm on her compter making a fake australia post delivery slip
i don't want to start a crazy crying paradox
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yes. i'm going to find a new theme.
jasonxcore:
just wait while i… go cry.. (and it’ll probably be out of sync and start a whole crazy crying paradox).
and then i will find another one that will be okay to replace this one.
i can’t believe i didn’t realise jake already had it.
haha, im amused and… not amused at the same time.
I'm face: is your tumblr the same as jakes to annoy him .. or did that just sort of .. happen?
jason: oh
jason: NOOOOO
jason: FML
I'm face: hahahaha .. We are amused
jason: no
jason: oh god
jason: i've been playing wiht themes for ages and finally found one i liked
jason: and
jason: omg
I'm face: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA