theslappee:

[23:55] jasonalex: ready for a story
[23:55] jasonalex: i went in the kitchen
[23:55] jasonalex: and was all like “MUM! I HAVE GLUE ALL OVER MY FINGERS!”
[23:55] jasonalex: and like.. there was bits of magazine stuck all on my hands
[23:55] jasonalex: and then she’s like.. “what are you doing?”
[23:56] jasonalex: and i was like “cutting….. and.. pasting’
[23:56] jasonalex: <insert old person joke about cut/paste>

and then a bit later she walked past my room/hallway, and saw me cutting letters out and then like cgluuing, and then after that,.. just… acted like that was normal

[23:57] jasonalex: like.. “oh jasons just in his room/hallway.. doing things”
[23:57] jasonalex: hahahhahah
[23:57] jasonalex: and she didn’t even ask why i was doing it
[23:57] jasonalex: haahha
[23:57] jasonalex: she has learnt about how retarded everything i do is
[23:58] I’m face: hahahhahaa… maybe she was too scared to ask incase you answered “making a ransom note”
[23:58] jasonalex: hahahhahahahha
[23:58] jasonalex: i was like.. in my head whenever she came near thinking “how on earth am i meant to explain this”
[23:59] jasonalex: and all my excuses started with “well.. i stayed up until 5am this morning… ” and that wasn’t going to be a good start
[23:59] jasonalex: really.