theslappee:

jasonxcore:

theslappee:

jasonxcore:

yes alex

i did read all of that

just because i know when you have massively long posts you may be trying to hide something interesting in the middle.

thankyou for mentioning my name.

twice

in different ways

that was nice.

Just admit it, you think I’m amazing and you read everything that I write, no matter how long and boring it is.

You may be interested to know that I accidentally put Nikki in a room full of lesbians and then got the lesbians to imply that she was a lesbian and that she was being all lesbionic with me who they also implied was a lesbian but I guess thats not so bad seeing as I sort of am a lesbian sometimes but Nikki is never a lesbian and she only knows one lesbian and then me I dont think she thinks I’m a lesbian but she knows im lesbian-ish and do you think I have said the word lesbian too many times, because that room had the word lesbian uttered in it at least 3 times as much as I have said it that was gramatically incorrect but I dont care because lesbian.

And then they started saying vagina..

SO. MANY. VAGINAS!

LOOK AWAY JASON LOOK AWAY

that is one of the greatest pieces of writing i’ve ever read. 

i love the part when you said lesbian.. you know that part? also, i think you should be a lesbian just because it could come in handy in my legal assignment this term, like i don’t really care about your own preferences, i just want my assignment to be easier. 

and. hahahhahahahhah SO. MANY. VAGINAS.

#my favorite part was actually when you said ‘so. many. vaginas.’ because you managed to make your current funniness and make it funnier with an already established hilarious inside joke, #so. many. vaginas., #why is that not already a hashtag?,

Ok Jason, I will turn lesbian .. just for you

*wink*